The Hidden Forest

Hey healers (and other people)

Just letting people know that we are recruiting healers. Frankly, your flagging and gear doesn't matter. If you are active, and can show that you are a good player, we are the type of guild that will invest a large amount of time into your success (which means ours as well).

Unfortunately we aren't recruiting any other archetypes right now (officially). You may be able to convince me (or another officer) in game, or by PM.

Don't be shy, if you are new to the server and think that your gear might not match up, its not a big deal. I am concerned simply with your ability to heal on raids. If you can heal an MT and/or your group.... you are solid. Let me know in game or by PM and I will handle each situation on an individual basis.

I would write more, but I don't really think it is necessary =P

Thanks for playing

EDIT: Wewps please move to Guilds subforum if you want =P

For a one time payment of 999,999.99 I will main heal EVERYONE in your guild at one time on my druid. Because i'm just that awesome. No. Really. It could happen.

But just once? Also you didn't mention what would happen in the case that you fizzle (hopefully unlikely?) Would you say that you could promise 5 nine's reliability? (99.999%)

I'll talk with the rest of the guild and see if this is something that we could have worked out. We could really use a single blanket heal on our next raid. I'm going to need you to wire me a little good-faith money before the task though, so that I know you are legit. Western Union should be fine for this.

Scoob, we should totally hang out.

(Epic Voice) But hanging out will have to wait! Because when you're facing the ten thousand demons of demon mountain there's only one thing that matters and that's ...

Me crunching the numbers to see how much healing it would take to offset the damage from ten thousand demons. The mathcrafter in me says it's well over nine thousand, being as there are ten thousand demons.

Also, totally can say I can blanket heal a raid with 100% reliability, no fizzles.

Gets the MGB + Shield of Wurms ready.

Lol I feel compelled to tell you that this made me laugh earlier in the week and I forgot to respond. It made me laugh again so good job =P

I would come up with another funny response, but I have got to go!