Farcical the fallen
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:30 am
CNN [Central Norathian News]: Breaking News on the ones
A anonymous tip lead members of the special reaction THF Dev Staff strike force to the bazaar earlier today,
where upon they discovered the body of a slightly disfigured form laying on the ground.
The player in question appeared to be emaciated and speculation abounds that this is only the latest victim
of the fiendish achievement system.
A system striking back at the people of the forest for daring to traverse the multitudinous zone lines of the world,
to engage the fiendish Chaotic criminal elements while ignoring that which most hold dare;
The slaying of zone bosses for much needed loot and Server First slaying of new bosses!
No gnomes where hurt in the production of this news story.
However CNN [Central Norathian News] reporter Trisha Takanawa has failed to zone back to the station since this story was reported.
A anonymous tip lead members of the special reaction THF Dev Staff strike force to the bazaar earlier today,
where upon they discovered the body of a slightly disfigured form laying on the ground.
The player in question appeared to be emaciated and speculation abounds that this is only the latest victim
of the fiendish achievement system.
A system striking back at the people of the forest for daring to traverse the multitudinous zone lines of the world,
to engage the fiendish Chaotic criminal elements while ignoring that which most hold dare;
The slaying of zone bosses for much needed loot and Server First slaying of new bosses!
No gnomes where hurt in the production of this news story.
However CNN [Central Norathian News] reporter Trisha Takanawa has failed to zone back to the station since this story was reported.
