"The Pwny Express" :D

[Fenken]

The Pwny Express is up and going on this great server and are looking for ANYONE who wants to join! No requirements of any (as far as uber gear and levels/aa's go anyways), just basically have fun! We started out on the SoA server and used the policy of recruiting anyone/everyone. There are only a couple basic rules we live by:

1. Most important one, have fun! We aren't here to grind grind grind all day everyday or raid hardcore (although we did raid basically everyday back then and it wasn't required you attend either...just means you don't get jack ) Our main goal is to have fun.

2. No GD drama, haha. If you like to talk shit to GM's and/or anyone in the guild (seriously that is), you need not ask to join. Also follow the Play Nice Policy as I don't want any drama with any other guild on the server. Just want to get along with everyone and have a good time.

3. One main. Can have 80 alts for all I give a damn. But only mains get to roll on drops.

4. Be helpful. If you only care about yourself and don't make any attempts at helping others, then this guild isn't for you. If Xaviell and I are going to be putting more than 75% of our time into helping anyone we can, then it's expected you help others in the guild as well when you can.

5. Again, have fun! I can't stress this one enough. We are a very laid back guild.

That about covers it all (I think). If you have any questions or are interested in joining, please leave a message here or contact either myself (Fenken) or Xaviell in-game and we'll toss ya an invite .

[Firenze]

Yeah TPE !!

[Xaviell]

Just wanna put here:

We have NO issues removing you from the guild if you cause any drama in guildchat/anywhere (well...if we disapprove and aren't laughing anymore) or if we see fit. - AKA: If you have an issue with a player, another guild or whatever, take it up with us or a GM. Do NOT start flaming OOC, it is a global channel and not everyone cares or wants to hear your drama.

This is a private server, not live.. and we treat it as such.. We're both EQ-Classic Beta Testers, and I was a GM on live (Prexus-Terris Thule, Xaviell the Bloodsworn)... Not that that matters on a custom server, but just putting it out there so you know we're not just another random guild made by RandomNoob001.

Buuuuuut we are, as Fenk posted; mainly about having fun.. gettin a couple laughs at/with eachother and helpin the living hell outta one another just the same as we did on SoA.


Guild requirements are for tools.. We've proven that time and time again

See you in-game!

-Xaviell
-Fengatsuya

[Kron]

I remember this guild from SoA, though i only joined that server i think when you guys left.

Interesting..

[Xaviell]

We quit when our hard-work became a donation-away, and evasive discipline was the way to tank, no other way... If you look close enough, you'll see that I wrote the 1.5/2.0 epic guides (the detailed ones of course)

But yeah; very interesting I suppose

[Firenze]

donation on SoA went out of controle,

and if you boxed 3 warrior for evasive rotation you could kill 99 % of named there

[Kron]

donation on SoA went out of controle,

and if you boxed 3 warrior for evasive rotation you could kill 99 % of named there

everything except cazic thule.

dont think gms wanted him to be killed lol

[Rude]

Bump of all bumps!

We're back and powering through the tiers! Basically everything that Fenken originally said still stands. We want to maintain a friendly, helpful image, so if you find yourself getting a talking to by a GM for swearing in /ooc or violating any of the servers rules, you'll likely get a quick boot. No room for l33t speak blowhards in our ranks. Friendly and courteous is the nature of the beast, show it for others and it shall inevitably be returned back to you.

We're currently primarily seeking ranged DPS classes, cloth casters, utility (bard), etc. We may accept another tank, but it'll likely be flagged as an alt and fall into the alt loot category for the time being. Another healer or two also won't be frowned upon. Your current flag status isn't a huge deal, it's not hard to throw you a Xeg token and walk you through to DSK flag. We'd much prefer you already be level 70 and have completed your 1.5 (these aren't hard objectives to complete, and it shows a little commitment to your class.) If you are soloing as a not-so-easy-to-solo-with-class, we certainly understand and again, will have no problem dedicating a few hours catching you up to quickly get into the fray of things. I also have no qualms with doling out PP to buy your T8 spells if you're momentarily cash-strapped, and if it's an important spell for your class (IE: Pets, heals, buffs, etc.) I only box 3, so there's always room for soloers to join in on whatever trouble I'm getting myself into.

Our current status is gearing all our existing toons in T6 gears while we dip toe into DSK. We're looking to remain fairly small, tight nit guild with ~3-4 groups per raid. We primarily operate late EST (9pm-whenever we pass out), but I'm usually around somewhere all day.

After reading all this, if we interest you or you have more questions, you can find me in game most of the day (on Rude) as well as Fenken (though Fenken has been known to glitch people he doesn't like so that they can never log their toon in again, so be wary!) Once we reach a yet-to-be-determined guild population, recruitment will halt, so join quickly while we're still powering through earlier tiers and backflagging!

[Fenken]

^^Basically Mr. Pugster(Rude) hit it dead on. We always had a great following of players when we were on SoA and we're looking to have that again on this great server.

Also, just to warn any future joiners, Rude smells pretty bad so just stay a good 200ft away from him and you should be fine

[Rude]

Just finished DSK1 Going to put that on farm every other day for a week or so before moving into DSK2, and farm T6 for new players flags/armors/etc every day in between, so now's a good time to join up! Still looking for 1 more backup tank as a precautionary measure in case Fenken forgets that he has a defensive disc, like he did tonight! Also looking for bards, a few more dps, and healers are always welcome! As always, flags aren't a concern. Xegony tokens are handed out to new players, and it's not a grind at all to get dsk flagged after you turn one of those in. Just try and be 70, show a little initiative.

/tell Rude or Fenken if interested

ps: guild chat can on occasion have a few expletives, as, after all, we are mostly grown arse men and we swear at each other. Just stating this because I know a good half of this server's player base are parents, and a few of those parents don't like their young'uns hearing curses.