Ranger Jokes!
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:48 am
Q: Why does it rain so much in the Karanas?
A: Because everytime a ranger dies, Tunare sheds a tear.
Q: How can you tell a ranger tried to break into your house??
A: Your cat is camping his corpse.
Q: Why don't rangers get FD?
A: Because the fall to the ground would kill them.
Q: What do you call a Warrior with no arms and no legs?
A: I don't know, but it's better than a Ranger.
Q: How do you know when a ranger has been tanking?
A: You're on CR.
Q: Why is ranger armor green and brown?
A: Green so they can find their corpse in the dirt and brown so they can find
their corpse on the grass.
Q: Why is a Ranger like a cheap $20.00 sleeper?
A: They go DOWN on anything and everything
Q: Whats the shortest Ranger joke ever?
A: LFG.
Q: what do you call a druid that doesnt have any spells and thinks he can
melee?
A: A ranger!
Q: What is the difference between a ranger and a corpse?
A: 30 seconds of combat!
Q: What did one ranger say to the other at the soulbinder?
A: Do you come here often?
Q: Why did the Ranger cross the road ?
A: Because the chicken got him down to half a bub !
Things to ask rangers :
Ask if they need to get Aego before going in out door zones just in case it
rains and they start losing HP.
Ask them if they've made a "/consent" hotkey yet to save time.
Ask them why they came to this raid, since there will be no need for them to
eat any DT's
Glass Jawbone
MAGIC ITEM LORE ITEM NO DROP
Slots: FACE
AC: 1
Effect: Illusion Ranger
Proc: Death Touch (Self Only)
WT: 0.1 Size: TINY
Class: ALL
Race: ALL
A: Because everytime a ranger dies, Tunare sheds a tear.
Q: How can you tell a ranger tried to break into your house??
A: Your cat is camping his corpse.
Q: Why don't rangers get FD?
A: Because the fall to the ground would kill them.
Q: What do you call a Warrior with no arms and no legs?
A: I don't know, but it's better than a Ranger.
Q: How do you know when a ranger has been tanking?
A: You're on CR.
Q: Why is ranger armor green and brown?
A: Green so they can find their corpse in the dirt and brown so they can find
their corpse on the grass.
Q: Why is a Ranger like a cheap $20.00 sleeper?
A: They go DOWN on anything and everything
Q: Whats the shortest Ranger joke ever?
A: LFG.
Q: what do you call a druid that doesnt have any spells and thinks he can
melee?
A: A ranger!
Q: What is the difference between a ranger and a corpse?
A: 30 seconds of combat!
Q: What did one ranger say to the other at the soulbinder?
A: Do you come here often?
Q: Why did the Ranger cross the road ?
A: Because the chicken got him down to half a bub !
Things to ask rangers :
Ask if they need to get Aego before going in out door zones just in case it
rains and they start losing HP.
Ask them if they've made a "/consent" hotkey yet to save time.
Ask them why they came to this raid, since there will be no need for them to
eat any DT's
Glass Jawbone
MAGIC ITEM LORE ITEM NO DROP
Slots: FACE
AC: 1
Effect: Illusion Ranger
Proc: Death Touch (Self Only)
WT: 0.1 Size: TINY
Class: ALL
Race: ALL
