Little lol from this mornings ooc

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[F.M.A.C]
For immediate release

The Forest Melee Against Casters is in desperate peril at this time my friends.
The time has come for the melee to unite against the 'stingy blue bar' and demand justice!
For what shiny new robe would those finger waggling wizards be wearing if it was not for that beefy ogre tank?
Their demands of tribute per spell cast is draining us dry and I say ENOUGH!
I will not give another ounce of tribute just to see that heal land on my rangers corpse,
or that fizzled nuke because the wizard was distracted by his reflection in the mirror!
Why I ask must a wizard carry a mirror into combat and constantly groom his self like a cat?

F.M.A.C mission is to strike back against the greed of the blue bar and demand those self indulgant blue'bies help us gear them.
After all dragons are scarce these days and loot to plunder is harder to come by.
With the tribute they have amassed they could buy off Sir Lucan D`Lere and own Freeport several times over...

Point of contact; [F.M.A.C] Charter house, Plane of Knowledge