Everquest Noob Story

[Firenze]

What about Sinzan zeezee, and the Chain CH ( Celestial healing )

[catthib]

I can't believe nobody mentioned "Fansy the Bard" !!!!!

On Tarew Marr, before merging with Drinal and whoever else it did lately, our guild had our very own special breed of Bard, named Frashii....aka The Banana Bard. It was a very sad day, irl, when Frashii passed away. There will never be another player quite like him.
/salute

[antihero]

speaking of EQ legends, what ever happened to THF's own Brockk? he was always good entertainment in OOC!

[Paranoid]

I can't believe nobody mentioned "Fansy the Bard" !!!!!

On Tarew Marr, before merging with Drinal and whoever else it did lately, our guild had our very own special breed of Bard, named Frashii....aka The Banana Bard. It was a very sad day, irl, when Frashii passed away. There will never be another player quite like him.
/salute

You were on Tarew Marr? Who were you and what guild? I was a bunch of different things, bouncing around from Blacklist, Black Company, Cursed Brotherhood, Haunted Dreams, and a friend raider with The Awakened and Enlightened Dark (only later, probably late 2003 and early 2004).

[Grey]

Another eq-ish funny.
"An Elf, a Human and a Dwarf walk into the tavern and each orders a Beer. When the three Beers arrive a fly lands in each one. The Elf pushes the Beer away distainfully, wanting nothing to do with it. The Human flicks out the fly and finishes the Beer in one gulp. The Dwarf gingerly picks out the fly by its wings, gently holds it over his glass and screams "SPIT IT OUT YE BASTARD, SPIT IT OUT!"

[Jazar_Wolfheart]

Okay...stop me if you have heard this one...

A Barbarian walks into a bar...

LOADING, PLEASE WAIT.

[ChaosSlayer]

nah, that wasn't a barbarian - it was a ranger!

[Grey]

Thought it was a Chaosslayer!
Come back already so I have another person to pester

[Grey]

So here is a snipit of a conversation today about wizards and other stuff.
Thanks Farc!
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F: Hows your wizard?
M: Just chilling here pretending to be important. Wizards are like that.
F: Lol
M: All "I already mana-burned the last boss for you, go do your own dps"
M: Then when I ask for a translocate to bind he /duel's me like its a joke
M: So the other day I was all "Lets go kill the lich for RA" and the wizard is all into it and stuff. Then when we set up camp he runs into the building giggling like a drunken elf. Picks up some strange bag he finds on the ground and gates out.
M: So I send him a tell and I'm all "WTF"
M: The wizard responds, "Oh I just wanted to finish that old school task and used you to coth me to the bag. Laters"
F: rofl
F: I've got 4 of em. Like spoild brats
M: Should just beat them like red-headed step druids. Maybe they would behave
F: Wizards are really useful when they go full burn though
M: Yea but full burn for my wizard is heating up his burrito lunch then going afk
F: And they wear dresses, like Firenze
M: Monks are serious S&M freaks. You see that guy Antihero
M: I bet he keeps a ball gag in his bag of holding or a cat of nine-tails!
F: Lol you sure you not been smoking the felwithe weed?
M: Nah just drinking the grobb whiskey. Damn trolls know how to brew dead swamp rat!
F: They leave the rats in it, claims it adds body
M: Think they discovered the brew when they tried to stew the rats for lunch and the frogloks attacked. Battle took a bit and the stew distilled into 100 proof

[Firenze]