Tour Guide (Mercenary) Needed

[Enrikk]

Hail All!

Who has the heart of a LION and the might of a GIANT? Who, I ask you? Whoever you are, I need you for a fight, or two fights, I cannot win.

I have gotten a stalwart band together and we slay quite well in Nadox, having bested Vistrinda many times. But, when it comes to those Hallowed Halls of Honor, and the beast Zenurix, my skills fall short. I fear I cannot best this beast solo. My strategies are not worthy, my skills are fat-fingered.

Alas, what is a poor, evil Shadow Knight to do?

Call on help, I say!

So, if anyone has the wherewithal to tackle this fight for (with) me, I would appreciate it, and heap much accolades and Halfling feet upon you! If this is not sufficient, I have several grown daughters I could part with.

Who can assist me? When? What is the cost?

Thank you for indulging me!

[mystickitty]

So, if anyone has the wherewithal to tackle this fight for (with) me, I would appreciate it, and heap much accolades and Halfling feet upon you! If this is not sufficient, I have several grown daughters I could part with.

I might be a bit deliriously tired but I laughed a bit hard at this
I'm not much help on this fight or maybe any high end fight. He's a beast though and most like to avoid doing him unless necessary.

[Enrikk]

I might be a bit deliriously tired but I laughed a bit hard at this

Well, it IS a game. I'm glad I could make you laugh, and it's not because you're tired, it's because I'm SUPER funny!

But, I need this guy.

I have a bunch of people that need him to get their Chaos mask, and I'm told Chaos needs me to come in, tell him jokes, kill him, and then take his stuff. I could be wrong, but, that seems like an obligation I cannot refuse.

[Denizen]

Well for a fellow SK, and one stuck with CenturyLink as well, I have this hint:

Zenurix's AE is Line of Sight....so IF you can move him to a place where he can't see your raid and vice versa then you don't have to scrub off so many DoTs.

[Enrikk]

Well for a fellow SK, and one stuck with CenturyLink as well, I have this hint:

Zenurix's AE is Line of Sight....so IF you can move him to a place where he can't see your raid and vice versa then you don't have to scrub off so many DoTs.

Holy Buckets!

I was only considering the "poor character blows up and kills others" line of thought. I didn't consider the AE's. But, won't the cleric donor take care of those?

Wow, first crawling, then walking, it's such a steep learning curve!

Thank you for that advice, I'll see about using it.

[Enrikk]

Update: 3 bosses are no issue. I took them with maybe 1-2 deaths, usually because I fat-fingered something.

Zenurix, well, I should have realized something was up when my MT disconnected just as I started the fight. But, redo, and deaths were crazy.

I was able to survive the AE, but the death call happened faster than I allowed. However, my MT, on the second run, was left alone in the zone, fighting, and then I disconnected. I don't know if I could have won the fight with just him, but I doubt it.

When I came back, Vaion was smiling at me, so I killed him just cuz.

I can add some dwarf beards to the offer, if it would help sway someone, or, a gently used wife. She doesn't cook, however.

[Nilbus]

Well for a fellow SK, and one stuck with CenturyLink as well, I have this hint:

Zenurix's AE is Line of Sight....so IF you can move him to a place where he can't see your raid and vice versa then you don't have to scrub off so many DoTs.

He has an AE? Only mechanic I've ever noticed is the cures and run away explosion. Learn something every day.

[mystickitty]

I might be a bit deliriously tired but I laughed a bit hard at this

Well, it IS a game. I'm glad I could make you laugh, and it's not because you're tired, it's because I'm SUPER funny!

But, I need this guy.

I have a bunch of people that need him to get their Chaos mask, and I'm told Chaos needs me to come in, tell him jokes, kill him, and then take his stuff. I could be wrong, but, that seems like an obligation I cannot refuse.

It is true that you are super funny

[Dred]

I may have a chance to log in tomorrow and help you out with this. Zen is pretty tough and much harder than Chaos in my opinion

[Enrikk]

I may have a chance to log in tomorrow and help you out with this. Zen is pretty tough and much harder than Chaos in my opinion

I agree! I got to see the Chaos fight, and it's fairly straightforward. I guess this is as well, but it's definitely built with a team in mind.

I have another offer for around 7 PST/9CST. Will that time work? I'd like all of the help I can get. And which offer? Halfling feet, daughters, dwarf beards, wife? Or, most important, camaraderie?

In advance, thank you!