Ranger Jokes!

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Ranger Jokes!

Post#1 » Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:48 am

Q: Why does it rain so much in the Karanas?
A: Because everytime a ranger dies, Tunare sheds a tear.
Q: How can you tell a ranger tried to break into your house??
A: Your cat is camping his corpse.
Q: Why don't rangers get FD?
A: Because the fall to the ground would kill them.
Q: What do you call a Warrior with no arms and no legs?
A: I don't know, but it's better than a Ranger.
Q: How do you know when a ranger has been tanking?
A: You're on CR.
Q: Why is ranger armor green and brown?
A: Green so they can find their corpse in the dirt and brown so they can find
their corpse on the grass.
Q: Why is a Ranger like a cheap $20.00 sleeper?
A: They go DOWN on anything and everything
Q: Whats the shortest Ranger joke ever?
A: LFG.
Q: what do you call a druid that doesnt have any spells and thinks he can
melee?
A: A ranger!
Q: What is the difference between a ranger and a corpse?
A: 30 seconds of combat!

Q: What did one ranger say to the other at the soulbinder?
A: Do you come here often?
Q: Why did the Ranger cross the road ?
A: Because the chicken got him down to half a bub !
Things to ask rangers :
Ask if they need to get Aego before going in out door zones just in case it
rains and they start losing HP.
Ask them if they've made a "/consent" hotkey yet to save time.
Ask them why they came to this raid, since there will be no need for them to
eat any DT's

Glass Jawbone
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Slots: FACE
AC: 1
Effect: Illusion Ranger
Proc: Death Touch (Self Only)
WT: 0.1 Size: TINY
Class: ALL
Race: ALL
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ChaosSlayer
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Re: Ranger Jokes!

Post#2 » Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:15 am

In fear:

Ranger_Alexander shouts "Whats my name bitch?"
Cazic_Thule00 says "Alexander..."
Ranger_Alexander has been Deathtouched.
:mrgreen:
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Re: Ranger Jokes!

Post#3 » Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:25 am

lol. Classic. =)

Nealio
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Re: Ranger Jokes!

Post#4 » Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:23 pm

A ranger walks into a bar;

LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...


Q = How many rangers does it take to kill a Crushbone orc?
A = 2 - 1 to kite it while the other goes to get someone else to kill it!

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Re: Ranger Jokes!

Post#5 » Tue Apr 05, 2011 4:30 am

Menobank wrote:
Glass Jawbone
MAGIC ITEM LORE ITEM NO DROP
Slots: FACE
AC: 1
Effect: Illusion Ranger
Proc: Death Touch (Self Only)
WT: 0.1 Size: TINY
Class: ALL
Race: ALL




Classic!
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Lizzy didn't do it!

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Re: Ranger Jokes!

Post#6 » Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:10 am

The Ranger Mafia Disapproves of these comments! :P
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