by Ashtyn
Engaged in a heavy battle against a strong foe.
Warrior click
Warrior says, “I got this!”
Group chant in unison, “Going crazy!”
Warrior gets bashed and says, “Ah I could use a heal cleric”
Warrior gets arm sliced off and pleads, “Ahhh heal pls!”
Warrior gets other arm cut off and in desperation, “I can't keep aggro like this!”
Rogue, “...”
Wizard, “Give me a sec, I think I chipped a nail LIKE OMG.”
Cleric shouts, “By the power of Tunare!”
Cleric click
Warrior completely fine and with two arms, “Well okay then” Glances toward the enemy and says, “Die you stinky monster.”
Wizard, “Wow you even got my split ends, thanks so much!”
Warrior, “Keep it up gang, oh no, we're at a burn phase!”
Shaman says, “Bibbity bobbity boo, I got stuff for you!”
Shaman click
Warrior, “I feel 10x stronger!”
Cleric, “By the power of Tunare!”
Wizard, “Oh like wow.”
Rogue, “...”
Warrior, “It's nearly dead, we got this you all!”
Cleric, “By the Power of Tunare!”
Shaman, “Buff buff buff. Yadda yadda.”
Wizard, “Like I can make that thing just be like not a thing like itty bitty dust, because like, I'm so great and all.”
Wizard click
Monster now at 1% hp gets nuked for 2901239393023 points of damage and turns to dust. The explosion was so great all the loot gets destroyed.
Rogue, “...”
A now vacant arena lay before them. A breeze whistles by, removing the remains of the terror they narrowly defeated.
Rogue click
Cleric walks five feet and gets face smashed.
Cleric, “By da Poweer of Tufnare!”
Rogue click
Warrior, “How did the cleric find a monster. Seconds ago I swear the arena was empty.”
Cleric staggered back, but catches himself only to get smashed again.
Cleric, “Buh da poWdir dof Chufare!”
Rogue click
Somehow the monster runs off after all that has transgressed, leaving an empty field.
Wizard, “Like you're going to Call of the Hero me riiiiight. I mean I don't like running and stuff. And I need to look good for my videos.”
At this point the Cleric is running in place against a wall. Don't know don't ask.
Mage, “Ah yeah I would but, this stealth isn't my bag man. What if something saw through it”
Rogue, “...”
Warrior, “What are all you talking about I can literally see where we are going, It's like ten steps and nothing is between here and there.”
Cleric disconnects.
Camera zooms out to reveal they are in Deepscar's Den, a rather small arena. No monsters and the trigger npc within spitting distance.
Wizard, “Yeah... I can see, I have eyes you know. Like I need my CoH. I mean, I can't be bothered with that.”
Mage, “I don't know, I don't think it's safe. How about you try it first warrior.”
Rogue, “...”
Rogue walks ten feet and clicks his crimson bull. Bringing the party over ten feet.
Cleric connected!
Cleric, “By the power of Tunare!”
Rogue, “...”
Rogue clicks the crimson bull again, after noticing the cleric wasn't taking a step. The party is once again united.
TO BE CONTINUED
Warrior, “Don't forget to like and subscribe for future content.”
Wizard, “Like this isn't YouTube. Are you dumb or something? Besides, we need more epics to continue.”
Cleric, “By the power of Tunare!”
Rogue, “...”
Rogue click!!!
